ODE TO SHIA (THE PRICE YOU PAY) Featured
Oh young Shia…at it again, we see! Another THEFT. We warned you about being SHEISTY back in the day when you were gallivanting around in the darkness of night with Adrian Grenier’s then girlfriend ISABEL LUCAS and what appeared to be a delicious looking box of Pizza after a show at the Troubadour. Yes, you may very well have taken her back to your crib and tapped that country ass, feasted on PIZZA and not thought twice about it, had you not been involved in a collision while in route…your planned postcoital meal spilled in the streets for all of Los Angeles to see. Look we get it….you’re SHIA and Shia is on FYUH (most of the time), but that doesn’t give you the right to smear your cock all over peoples girlfriends and take their shit without giving them props. It’s ok though, we’ll still support you. Why? Cause you’re fun to watch! And so long as you keep acting all twitchy and coming up with witty lines and saying things like “No, No, No, No!” we’ll keep watching you. Why?!? Because we’re all fucking brainwashed and we don’t know any better. Just PLEASE, BE CAREFUL and take heed to our lyrics in this CLASSIC 100% IMPROVISED SONG - THE PRICE YOU PAY. The moral of the story is: STOP STEALING PEOPLE'S SHIT!!