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MONSTERPALOOZA 2013

JILL KILL is at it again, taking us on a journey BEHIND THE SCENES of MONSTERPALOOZA 2013 with an UP CLOSE look at the ARTISTS BEHIND THE MONSTER

ANIMAL FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS UNLEASHED!!

What happens when NERDIST teams up with the mighty MAX LANDIS and the CONTENT MONSTERS for a SUPER SLOW MO ANIMAL BATTLE BONANZA set against the downt

HAPPY. ST. BLOUZENTINE'S DAY - FOLLOW ME ON TWITTA 3D!!

HAPPY ST. BLOUZENTINE'S DAY!!!  Nothing says LOVE more than a BRAND NEW UPDATED 3D VERSION OF "FOLLOW ME ON TWITTA" featuring BLOUZEFEST ALL ST

LATE NITE BLOUZED CEREAL CHALLENGE

So you're up late staring off into space, BLOUZED as the dickens and kraving a bowl of SUGARY FROSTED CEREAL, this Challenge is for YOU! Peep the v

ST. BLOUZEY'S DAY 2013!!

  STAY GLUED FOR MORE MUSIC, COMEDY AND EVENTS IN 3D!! ~Blouzemaster J ...
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FILMJAMIE teamed up with BAT IN THE SUN PRODUCTIONS to find out: Who would win in a FIGHT between PREDATOR and WOLVERINE?! FilmJamie steps into his UNCLE KEVIN's PREDATOR SHOES and takes on the role of the ALIEN HUNTER himself in this ACTION PACKED episode of SUPER POWER BEATDOWN! Special thanks to director AARON SHOENKE, BAT IN THE SUN PRODUCTIONS, THE HUNTER'S LAIR and MACHINIMA!!

~Blouzemaster J

Me and Peaches went on an INCREDIBLE ADVENTURE in OUTER SPACE!!

CLICK ON PEACHES AND PETE BELOW AND PLEASE PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES!!

Stay Glued for ALL NEW 3D ADVENTURES!!

~Pete The Wonder Dog

HAPPY ST. BLOUZENTINE'S DAY!!!  Nothing says LOVE more than a BRAND NEW UPDATED 3D VERSION OF "FOLLOW ME ON TWITTA" featuring BLOUZEFEST ALL STARS "Applesauce" with music by "White Randy Jackson" and "Epso." Enjoy this tale of LOVE in the 21st Century and STAY GLUED for ALL NEW BLOUZED 3D MUSIC VIDEOS!


~Blouzemaster J

 

HAPPY BLOUZE-O-WEEN!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we are EXCITED and HONORED to present a BLOUZED TREAT of monumental proportions:  BLOUZE-O-WEEN LIVE 3D!!

(*PLEASE PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES AND CALIBRATE YOUR 3D DISPLAY)

Thanks to everyone who lended their time and talents to this SPOOKTACULAR charity event, supporting JDRF! EXTRA Special Thanks to PANASONIC, CEE LO GREEN, ADAM LEVINE, KENDRICK LAMAR, BEST BUY, CHICK-FIL-A, CIAO CHRISTINA, LARRYMORE KELLY ENTERTAIN MENT, THE IMPROV DANCE COMPANY, THE BLOUZEFEST ALL-STARS and SPECIAL GUEST REDYCKULOUS for making this event a SMASH SUCCESS!!

STAY GLUED for more BLOUZED EVENTS in 2013!!

IT'S MUSIC.  IT'S COMEDY.  IT'S BLOUZEFEST!

~BLOUZEMASTER J

DUNST DID IT! ODE TO DYLAN BAKER.

The worst part about SPIDER MAN 4 being cancelled and the entire franchise being rebooted is that poor Dylan Baker, a fine actor who briefly appeared as Dr. Curt Conners in the previous installments, was set for his BIG BREAK as THE LIZARD, but alas, he never got his shot.


The Amazing Spider-man is FANTASTIC as is the AMAZING GRILLED CHEESE BACON BURGER cleverly cross promoted by CARL'S JR. Rhys Ifans does a splendid job, but one can only dream of the textured brand of creepiness that Dylan Baker would have served up as THE LIZARD had Spiderman 4 gone forward. I'm sure he'll get his big shot one day...but in the mean time the Fabulous Baker Fans of the world will wait with baited breath.

*PLEASE PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES TO VIEW PIC BELOW


Was Kirsten Dunst's incessant blathering about the studio not being able to continue the Spider-Man franchise without her, Raimi and Tobey is to blame for the reboot? Perhaps, or maybe the lackluster box office receipts from Spider-man 3 are to blame? No matter the cause, Dylan Baker deserves better and if it was Kirsten's fault then she absolutely deserves the ridicule Blouzemaster J serves up in the 100% IMPROVISED SONG entitled "KIRSTEN DUNST" fresh off the 2007 album BLOUZEMASTER III.

Get em!

~Blouzemaster J

BLUE STEEL ON NETFLIX INSTANT!

This week's Netflix Instant Pick of the Week is a nail biting thriller near and dear to my heart entitled BLUE STEELBlue Steel is a classic tale of obsession starring the late great Ron Silver as Eugene, a stock broker turned psychopath who develops a nasty gun fetish after witnessing rookie cop Megan, played by Jamie Lee Curtis, blast the hell out of a small time junkie slash grocery store theif played by a young wild eyed Tom Sizemore.

Silver's turn as the charismatic and delightfully sinister Eugene is frightening and brilliant, complete with "voices in my head" freak out sequences that do their best to hold together the loosey goosey plot. Jamie Lee Curtis is captivating as the naive, yet trigger happy rookie cop Megan and masterfully weaves a character who at times appears tuff enough to take out Rambo and at other moments seems so aloof she'd believe that brown cows make chocolate milk. Clancy Brown pops up as the baby faced detective Nick Mann who at one point does the nasty with a vulnerable and sleep deprived Megan meanwhile, unbeknownst to them, Eugene lurks in a nearby closet tattered, torn and ready to attack.

The story plays out in a heavily stylized barrage of dope ass shots skillfully crafted by the lovely and talented Kathryn Bigelow aka The Woman of My Dreams. (Did I mention she was lovely?) The film  takes more than a few artistic liberties with police procedure and relies heavily on Silver's acting ability as he seamlessly shifts from Wall Street hot shot to killer in the closet, however he does in fact pull it off in a manner that surely inspired Christian Bale and other notable talents that have taken a swing at this brand of Jekyll & Hyde fare. All in all BLUE STEEL is highly watchable (pun intended), action packed fun with some sexy shootouts sprinkled on top and that is why I've selected it as the NETFLIX INSTANT PICK OF THE WEEK!

~FilmJamie

P.S. - If anyone can set me up on a date with Kathryn Bigelow I'll buy you an ice cream cone...wait, that's an altogether different blog.

Oh yes indeed kiddies!!  Blouzemaster J and The Blouzefest All-Stars raged against the dying of the night for a SPECTACULAR ST. BLOUZEY'S DAY CELEBRATION!

Not Rain, nor Ghosts, Goblins, Snakes or even PoPo could keep this ruckus from poppin off like a fresh batch of IRISH PRINGLES!

 

 

STAY GLUED for even more pics and 3D VIDEO from the CONTENT MONSTERS as well as a sneak peek of our upcoming BLOUZEFEST SCENE IT NIGHT!!

It's MUSIC.  It's COMEDY. It's BLOUZEFEST!

~Blouzemaster J

 

CHAMPIONSHIT CATCH PHRASE: FINAL PHRASE IN 3D!!

The Colour Society and The Blouzefest All-Stars played their hearts out in the Final Battle of The Greatest Sport Known To Man!!

Special Thanks to THESY for the Spruced SURFACE PAD!!

*CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW AND THE GOLDEN WORDS TO UNLOCK  HIDDEN 3D VIDEO!!

CLICK HERE FOR THE 2D VERSION

CLICK HERE FOR THE 3DTV VERSION

The BLOUZEFEST SUMMER SERIES IS BACK!!

STAY GLUED FOR UPCOMING EVENTS!!

It's MUSIC.  It's COMEDY.  It's BLOUZEFEST!

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EASY READER vs. SPIDEY SUPER STORIES

As a small child, I was fascinated with two educational television series:  Sesame Street and The Electric Company.  Both were equally BLOUZED, but The Electric Company had MORGAN FREEMAN as the hip, slick and kool Easy Reader!!

As AFI honors MORGAN FREEMAN with a Lifetime Achievement Award, let us also honor him with this         BLOUZED THROWBACK TRIBUTE!!

*CLICK THE PICTURES AND GOLDEN WORDS TO UNLOCK HIDDEN VIDEOS and BONUSES!!

My FAVORITE Morgan Freeman performance is as the NARRATOR of SPIDEY SUPER STORIES which might be one of the all-time greatest SPINOFFS IN MARVEL HISTORY!!

Thank YOU Morgan Freeman, for all of your wonderful BLOUZED LESSONS!!


~ Blouzemaster J

 

 

3D MADNESS!!

SONY diverted any and all attention that was on it's recent NETWORK ATTACK over to it's glorious new 3D DISPLAY announced today at E3!!  And while 24" is nothing to write home about, you best believe Spruce Wayne will be snatching up several of these puppies for The Wilcox Mansion labratory!! 3DEELICIOUS!!

 

~ Blouzemaster J

POISON - MUSIC VIDEO FLASHBACK!!

BBD aka The East Coast Family inspired an entire generation with their cautionary tale "Poison." Today we honor Bell Biv Devoe and heed their most important message  "Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile!" I wonder if you can trust them separately?  Hmmm? (CLICK BELOW FOR VIDEO)

~ Blouzemaster J

FLASHBACK FRIDAY MUSIC VIDEO - LOOKING FOR A NEW LOVE

February is about BLACK HISTORY and LOVE. Today's blog gives you BOTH!!  Blouzemaster J is spinning the dial back on the old Blouzed Time Machine and honoring a classy lady in a special effects riddled video fresh out of 1986!

It's JODY WATLEY's smash hit LOOKING FOR A NEW LOVE!

The song's hot funk groove set against a ROBOCOP inspired landscape will surely get your blood pumping. Sparks, heels, stop-motion animation and the abundant use of 1986's Adobe After Effects package make this video a visual smorgasbord!  Jody Watley is HOT, HOT, HOT and she dropped that "Hasta La Vista Baby" five years before ARNOLD made it a household catchphrase!!  Congratulations Jody!  You're THE GRITS!!

CLICK PIC FOR VIDEO

~ Blouzemaster J

GIRLS BUST DUDES WITH BUTT CAM!!

Two brilliant Kiwi women, REANIN & JESSIE, have brought the THUNDER from DOWN UNDER with their new YouTube Video "REAR VIEW GIRLS".

Ladies, your innovative "Ass Cam" has earned you Blouzemaster J's coveted GOLDEN GOOSE AWARD as well as my pick for the GOPRO HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEK!

Way to utilize your MINDS and your ASSETS!!

CLICK PIC BELOW FOR VIDEO

~Blouzemaster J

Happy New Year!

I'm excited about 2011! Big things happening with The Small Hours...world wide digital release on iTunes, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon, Bandcamp, etc on 1.11.11!

Check it out!

BLOUZE-O-WEEN LIVE IN 3D @ HOLLYWOOD IMPROV

BLOUZE-O-WEEN LIVE IN 3D @ HOLLYWOOD IMPROV

It was a KRAZY WEEKEEND full of TRICKS and TREATS, but in the end THE BLOUZEFEST ALL-STARS survived another BLOUZE-O-WEEN WEEKEND!!

Special thanks to Kat Kaplan, Davis Neves, Tamara Torres, Lynnea Brown, LaughStub.com, Rainbow Symphony, Plug McEnroe, Thomas Fraser, Geoffrey Plitt, Peet Guercio, Travis Cohen, Skyler Stone, Bert Kreischer, BLOUZE BOY and THE BLOUZEFEST ALL-STARS, HOLLYWOOD IMPROV and YOU!!

It's been a KRAZY BLOUZEFEST SUMMER SERIES!! Stay Glued for a RECAP of the SEASON'S HIGHLIGHTS and a SNEAK PEEK at Blouzemaster J's surprises for NEXT SEASON!!

IT'S MUSIC. IT'S COMEDY. IT'S BLOUZEFEST!

BLOUZE-O-WEEN 4 PICTURE GALLERY!!

BLOUZE-O-WEEN 4

And now...THE BLOUZED REVEAL!!

THANKS FOR GETTING BLOUZED WITH US!!  ENJOY THE PICS!!

~Blouzemaster J

BLOUZE-O-WEEN WEEKEND SMASH SUCCESS!!

A SNEAK PEEK AT BLOUZE-O-WEEN WEEKEND!!

BLOUZE-O-WEEN WEEKEND was MONSTROUS!! We kicked it off SATURDAY NIGHT with an ALL-STAR Comedy Throwdown @ HOLLYWOOD IMPROV with BLOUZE-O-WEEN LIVE IN 3D!! The comics KILLED and the night ended in a BLOUZED RHYME SESSION featuring BERT THE CONQUEROR!!

SUNDAY NIGHT marked the 4th Annual BLOUZE-O-WEEN CELEBRATION!! THE WILCOX MANSION was jumping off with a wild night of TRICKS AND TREATS!!  STAY GLUED as we RECAP this weekends highlights ALL WEEK LONG!!

Special Thanks to the BLOUZEFEST ALL-STARS, SHORTBUSBUNNIES.com, Hollywood Improv, Sam Adams,  LAUGHSTUB.com, Rainbow Symphony and YOU!!

IT'S MUSIC.  IT'S COMEDY. IT'S BLOUZEFEST!