What happens when NERDIST teams up with the mighty MAX LANDIS and the CONTENT MONSTERS for a SUPER SLOW MO ANIMAL BATTLE BONANZA set against the downtown Los Angeles skyline?!? KIGURUMI MADNESS!! Featuring "THE UNDERDOG" by RICKY REED'S WALLPAPER!
Also Peep THE MAKING OF ANIMAL FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS!
STAY GLUED FOR MORE CONTENT MONSTERS MADNESS!!
JILL KILL is at it again, taking us on a journey BEHIND THE SCENES of MONSTERPALOOZA 2013 with an UP CLOSE look at the ARTISTS BEHIND THE MONSTERS as well as the PREDATOR SUIT-UP CEREMONY honoring KEVIN PETER HALL and a PREDATOR SHOWDOWN WITH DANNY GLOVER!
STAY GLUED FOR EXCLUSIVE 3D VIDEO, PICTURES AND MORE!!
~BLOUZEMASTER J
Me and Peaches went on an INCREDIBLE ADVENTURE in OUTER SPACE!!
CLICK ON PEACHES AND PETE BELOW AND PLEASE PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES!!
Stay Glued for ALL NEW 3D ADVENTURES!!
~Pete The Wonder Dog
HAPPY ST. BLOUZENTINE'S DAY!!! Nothing says LOVE more than a BRAND NEW UPDATED 3D VERSION OF "FOLLOW ME ON TWITTA" featuring BLOUZEFEST ALL STARS "Applesauce" with music by "White Randy Jackson" and "Epso." Enjoy this tale of LOVE in the 21st Century and STAY GLUED for ALL NEW BLOUZED 3D MUSIC VIDEOS!
~Blouzemaster J
I am 100% convinced that some things NO LONGER exist on the internet. For whatever reason, certain individuals have deemed their content too precious for the general public and have had it stricken from the internet FOREVER. Or maybe not..
BLOUZED INTERNET CHALLENGE! Be the FIRST to drop a LINK in the comments section to EITHER of the following and I'll send you a BEST BUY GIFT CARD!!
A.) A picture of Scottie Pippen when he turned to the dark side, got corn rows and played for the Trail Blazers. I know he did it. You know he did it! NOW FIND IT!!
B.) The Canadian TV Spot for "Gremlins" that features ends the Gremlins tearing through a movie theater screen at the very end. (*horrifying!!) I know it exists because when I was child living in Canada, my mom left me downstairs while she took a shower and it came on TV and I STARTED SCREAMING!!! PLEASE FIND IT!!!
I HAVE SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR THESE PRECIOUS ITEMS AND NOW YOU, ALL-STARS CAN SAVE BLOUZEMASTER J AND SET THE UNIVERSE BACK INTO BALANCE!
~BLOUZEMASTER J
HAPPY BLOUZE-O-WEEN!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we are EXCITED and HONORED to present a BLOUZED TREAT of monumental proportions: BLOUZE-O-WEEN LIVE 3D!!
(*PLEASE PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES AND CALIBRATE YOUR 3D DISPLAY)
Thanks to everyone who lended their time and talents to this SPOOKTACULAR charity event, supporting JDRF! EXTRA Special Thanks to PANASONIC, CEE LO GREEN, ADAM LEVINE, KENDRICK LAMAR, BEST BUY, CHICK-FIL-A, CIAO CHRISTINA, LARRYMORE KELLY ENTERTAIN MENT, THE IMPROV DANCE COMPANY, THE BLOUZEFEST ALL-STARS and SPECIAL GUEST REDYCKULOUS for making this event a SMASH SUCCESS!!
STAY GLUED for more BLOUZED EVENTS in 2013!!
IT'S MUSIC. IT'S COMEDY. IT'S BLOUZEFEST!
~BLOUZEMASTER J
ABC's REVENGE is a highly addictive series. Thrilling, suspenseful and romantic, it plays like a darker version of Dawson's Creek for adults, which is a major accomplishment as few shows have achieved that level of awesome in a hot minute. The fact that they are able to get us to cheer for a protagonist whose entire motivation is to ruin the lives of the unjust is remarkable. Sure, they toss around a few flashbacks and offer up exposition in an attempt to justify our "hero" Emily Thorne's devious behavior, but I don't even think they need to do that. Honestly, watching 42 minutes of this woman diabolically weaving her way through an affluent community of wrongdoers and serving them up catastrophes fresh out of their very worst nightmare is satisfying enough. Plus Emily VanCamp is HOT as Gibraltar's Dungeon, so you know I'm fixin to cancel my appointments and make it a NETFLIX NIGHT! In this time of economic despair, REVENGE truly is the guilty pleasure that American's krave in the darkness of night.
Nothing makes American's feel better about life than seeing someone else's life ruined, which brings up a very good point: "What the f*$k is wrong with us as a society??" I don't know, but I'm fixin to wrap up some 3D color grading so I can knock out a few more episodes of this wonderful treat called ABC's REVENGE, which is my selection for NETFLIX PICK OF THE WEEK!! Stream all 22 episodes from Season 1 today on NETFLIX INSTANT!
~Blouzemaster J
The worst part about SPIDER MAN 4 being cancelled and the entire franchise being rebooted is that poor Dylan Baker, a fine actor who briefly appeared as Dr. Curt Conners in the previous installments, was set for his BIG BREAK as THE LIZARD, but alas, he never got his shot.
The Amazing Spider-man is FANTASTIC as is the AMAZING GRILLED CHEESE BACON BURGER cleverly cross promoted by CARL'S JR. Rhys Ifans does a splendid job, but one can only dream of the textured brand of creepiness that Dylan Baker would have served up as THE LIZARD had Spiderman 4 gone forward. I'm sure he'll get his big shot one day...but in the mean time the Fabulous Baker Fans of the world will wait with baited breath.
*PLEASE PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES TO VIEW PIC BELOW
Was Kirsten Dunst's incessant blathering about the studio not being able to continue the Spider-Man franchise without her, Raimi and Tobey is to blame for the reboot? Perhaps, or maybe the lackluster box office receipts from Spider-man 3 are to blame? No matter the cause, Dylan Baker deserves better and if it was Kirsten's fault then she absolutely deserves the ridicule Blouzemaster J serves up in the 100% IMPROVISED SONG entitled "KIRSTEN DUNST" fresh off the 2007 album BLOUZEMASTER III.
Get em!
~Blouzemaster J
Oh yes indeed kiddies!! Blouzemaster J and The Blouzefest All-Stars raged against the dying of the night for a SPECTACULAR ST. BLOUZEY'S DAY CELEBRATION!
Not Rain, nor Ghosts, Goblins, Snakes or even PoPo could keep this ruckus from poppin off like a fresh batch of IRISH PRINGLES!
STAY GLUED for even more pics and 3D VIDEO from the CONTENT MONSTERS as well as a sneak peek of our upcoming BLOUZEFEST SCENE IT NIGHT!!
It's MUSIC. It's COMEDY. It's BLOUZEFEST!
~Blouzemaster J
The Mighty MAX LANDIS hits yet another WHAMMY in the HIGHLY educational parody film featuring cameos from ALL-STARS such as AndyCam, FilmJamie, Frutron, Kimmy Kim, Mandy Moore , Elijah Wood, and many more!
Enjoy THE DEATH AND RETURN OF SUPERMAN and GO SEE CHRONICLE!!
~Blouzemaster J
The CONTENT MONSTERS are thrilled to be working with PANASONIC in the testing of their latest and greatest 3D Camera Recorders, including the unreleased AG-3DP1 prototype that's certain to shake up not only the 3D filmmaking community, but the WORLD!
Upon my arrival at Panasonic Hollywood Laboratory, I felt an overwhelming sense of JOY! Could this actually be? Was I really entering THE MOTHERSHIP?!? I was immediately ushered into a dark room by Senior Area Sales Manager Doug Leighton and that's when I saw it. Laying on a table before me was the most powerful Panasonic 3D Camera in existence. I was breathless.
*Click below to view the 3D stop motion animated bumper we Content Monstered up for the AG-3DP1.
"This is it." Doug said. -- Enter Senior Engineer Greg Boren, who proceeded to walk me through the entire camera system inside and out. He placed special emphasis on the NEW FEATURES which he had just added to the system menu 10 minutes prior to my arrival. "There's no documentation on this in existence and I literally just added these features a few minutes ago, so pay attention." And out comes my iPad, capturing video like my life depended on it!
I was thrilled by the amount of attention to detail they put into every inch of this camera. Shooting with Panasonic HDX-900 several times a week, I'm very familiar with Panasonic's shoulder-mount camera recorders and it's safe to say, the AG-3DP1 puts every other one of them to SHAME!
The AG-3DP1 utilizes two pairs of 1/3 type, full-HD 2.2 megapixel 3MOS imagers with a 20-bit Digital Signal Processor to acquire full production quality, native 1920 x 1080 resolution images. I'm talkin FULL HD 3D in a proper Panasonic twin-lens system that allows the convergence point to be adjusted and has added functions for automatically correcting horizontal and vertical displacement. One feature that we found particularly slick was the 3D Assist Function that uses Red, Green, and Yellow digital overlays that indicate where your convergence plane is set to as well as areas of excessive depth or hyperconvergence.
The AG-3DP1 also has 3D Mode Selection which can be set to Near, Normal or Extra. This feature optimizes the lens convergence angle range for each shooting distance, maximizing the twin-lens zooming capability. Additionally with a minimum convergence distance of around 3 feet and an overall wider field of view, the AG-3DP1 allows you to get shots that simply aren't possible on it's predecessor, the AG-3DA1.
The first Content Monsters AG-3DP1 project completed is "SKITTLES 3D - Stare The Rainbow." Andycam and I are both huge fans of the Skittles "Taste The Rainbow" campaign. The humor in those spots lines up perfectly with our comedic sensibilities, so we decided to knock one out in PANASONIC 3D!
Shooting "Skittles 3D" with the AG-3DP1 was a breeze. We utilized the ND filters, a much needed addition missing from the AG-3DA1, and shot mostly at a F 2.8 / 4 with all natural light and a single bounce board. We lined up each shot with the viewing system in "MIXED MODE" so that we were able to see where our convergence was set to. The beauty of the Panasonic AG-3DP1 is that it eliminates the need for special computers, mirrored rigs, or stereographers typically needed to create professional grade, vibrant, captivating stereoscopic imagery. With the Panasonic AG-3DP1, you dream a shot up in your head, then you go out and create that shot, just you and the camera. Make no mistake, the AG-3DP1 has all the advanced functions, you'd come to expect from a professional 3D camera system, including remote control focus, iris, and convergence, however, this camera system packs all of that Panasonic professional grade power into a tight package that still manages to be easy to use and somewhat prosumer friendly.
In conclusion, Stereoscopic production is RAMPING UP and the AG-3DP1 is leading the way. Upon it's release, first quarter 2012...maybe, it will undoubtedly become the go-to camera for any and all 3D reality television, live sports, studio game shows, independent feature films and more. The combination of it's spectacular image quality, easy to use interface and reliable P2 workflow make it the optimal choice for producers, director, cinematographers and editors looking to achieve maximum 3D BANG for their buck. STAY GLUED for ALL NEW 3D CONTENT filmed on the Panasonic AG-3DP1 and AG-3DA1. It'll knock your SOCKS CLEAN OFF...CONTENT MONSTERS STYLE!!
Please enjoy SKITTLES 3D - THE STARING CONTEST featuring Kimmy Kim and Frutron from "HOLLYWOOD IS HARD" on YouTube.
The CONTENT MONSTERS went on a FIRST TIME field trip to SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN with the Mighty Max Landis and The Colour Society!
Filmed on the GOPRO 3D HERO with CHESTY MOUNT.
Stay Glued for more 3D ADVENTURES!
MC XANDER - "Message In the Rose" (Part 2)
http://www.SixFlags.com
http://www.GoPro.com
FILMJAMIE NETFLIX INSTANT PICK OF THE WEEK!!
Oh yes indeed! It's the Holidays and nothing gets FilmJamie in the spirit more than a 90's Neo-Noir Slam Dunk! Nick Nolte gets nasty as Detective Max Hoover in this GRIMY crime thriller full of booze, broads and billy club ass beatings!
Jennifer Connelly, Michael Madsen and Treat Williams show up on time with solid performances and Chazz Palminteri delivers the comic relief goods. Chris Penn and Melanie Griffith are sidelined for most of the action, but get their shine on when it's time. John Malkovich gets twitchy with it in his quirk filled turn as the atom bomb obsessed General Timms, but what's truly surprising is the SHOW STEALING performance by ANDREW McCARTHY as the weasly sex tape slinging Jimmy Fields! His best work since WEEKEND AT BERNIES! Daniel Baldwin vs. Nick Nolte with a billy club is fun times too! Those two really should team up again!
*CLICK BELOW TO WATCH ON NETFLIX INSTANT!
All in all, Mulholland Falls delivers the brand of filth that L.A. Noire shoulda woulda coulda, plus drugs and boobs set against the backdrop of an atomic energy sex tape scandal, with shootouts and chase scenes sprinkled on top...just in time for the Holidays! I hadn't seen it since I was 17 and it still help up, but it did leave me with a rather puzzling question: Who would win in a fight: Nolte's Max Hoover or Russell Crowe's Bud White from LA. Confidential? Hmmm....
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! WEIRD TALES 5 is complete and this time we're investigating The Strange Case of Rhyolite Nevada! Give the gift of HISTORY this HOLIDAY SEASON and pick up WEIRD TALES 5 at DEATH VALLEY VIDEOS. Please enjoy this SNEAK PEEK!!
And just in time for the Holidays, The ENTIRE WEIRD TALES SERIES is NOW AVAILABLE in the TALES FROM DEATH VALLEY BOX SET!! It's the PERFECT stocking stuffer!! Grab it today from any of these preferred online vendors: BEST BUY, WAL-MART, AMAZON.
ENJOY WEIRD TALES 5 and TALES FROM DEATH VALLEY!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
~ Ted Faye
BLOUZERS AND STONERS UNITE!! The Content Monsters teamed up with SKYLER STONE and his "Follow Skyler" cohorts for another krazy Hollywood Prank! STAY GLUED for more 3D PRANKS and STUNTS!!
*Click Pic Below for Video!
~ Blouzemaster J
BLOUZE-O-WEEN LIVE 3D @ UNIVERSAL STUDIOS - JON LOVITZ COMEDY CLUB was a SPOOKALICIOUS EVENT full of Music, Comedy, Dancing, and Blouzed Krispie Treats!!
Special Thanks to 5 TIME GRAMMY NOMINATED R&B LEGENDS CALLOWAY, formerly of MIDNIGHT STAR for KICKING OFF THE SHOW!! Also, special thanks to Larrymore Kelly Entertainment, BLOUZE-O-WEEN MODELS, THE IMPROV DANCE COMPANY, COMEDIANS, TEAM BLOUZEFEST and YOU for coming out and supporting JDRF.org! SPECIAL THANKS to PANASONIC for sponsoring us with their AMAZING 3D Cameras and to JON LOVITZ and his amazing team for allowing us to throw down in the SPOOKY SPOOKY MANSION!!
More PICTURES AND 3D VIDEOS on the way, but for now...here's a TASTE!
Special Thanks to the BLOUZE-O-WEEN MODELS, THE IMPROV DANCE COMPANY, COMEDIANS, TEAM BLOUZEFEST and YOU for coming out and supporting JDRF.org
SPECIAL THANKS to PANASONIC for sponsoring us with their AMAZING 3D Cameras and to JON LOVITZ and his amazing team for throwing down with us in the SPOOKY SPOOKY MANSION!!
More PICTURES AND 3D VIDEOS on the way, but for now...here's a TASTE!
~ BLOUZEMASTER J
PEACHES AND PETE set out on an incredible 3D Adventure at Griffith Park! Enjoy this 3D Video!
*Click Picture Below for 3D Video!
~ Pete The Wonder Dog
The CONTENT MONSTERS searched FAR and WIDE, desperately seeking a SUPERHERO worthy RIDE!! Check out this ALL-STAR SLIP AND SLIDE ADVENTURE!
*Click Picture For Video. Please put on your 3D GLASSES or Calibrate your 3D DISPLAY.
~ Blouzemaster J
With Reboots Running Rampant All Over Hollywood, The CONTENT MONSTERS decided to REBOOT The Amazing Spider-Man before it even comes out!! That's right! We're REBOOTING the REBOOT!!
Stay Glued for Exclusive Pics and Video from our FOURTH OF JULY CARL'S JR #SPIDERMANEATSFREE ADVENTURE!
Enjoy our EXCLUSIVE BLOUZED TEASER for BLACK SPIDERMAN and the classic 100% Improvised Song KIRSTEN DUNST.
~ Blouzemaster J
STAY GLUED for the return of BLOUZEFEST LIVE 3D!!
The CONTENT MONSTERS sailed the OCEAN BLUE to find more CONTENT to bring to you!
This time it's free, by land and sea in REVERSE 3D!!
Music by JOSHUA CHASE
~ Blouzemaster J
As a small child, I was fascinated with two educational television series: Sesame Street and The Electric Company. Both were equally BLOUZED, but The Electric Company had MORGAN FREEMAN as the hip, slick and kool Easy Reader!!
As AFI honors MORGAN FREEMAN with a Lifetime Achievement Award, let us also honor him with this BLOUZED THROWBACK TRIBUTE!!
*CLICK THE PICTURES AND GOLDEN WORDS TO UNLOCK HIDDEN VIDEOS and BONUSES!!
My FAVORITE Morgan Freeman performance is as the NARRATOR of SPIDEY SUPER STORIES which might be one of the all-time greatest SPINOFFS IN MARVEL HISTORY!!
Thank YOU Morgan Freeman, for all of your wonderful BLOUZED LESSONS!!
~ Blouzemaster J
The CONTENT MONSTERS made history when they went to Bishop, CA and filmed the 20 MULE TEAM in 3D!! Cranes, Mules & Vodka ya'll!! Peep the 3D TIME LAPSE we popped off in this weeks GOPRO 3D HERO HIGHLIGHT!!
*CLICK BELOW FOR VIDEO! PLEASE PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES!!
~ Blouzemaster J
Me and my little sister PEACHES love to go on Adventures, ESPECIALLY when they're in 3D!!
Stay Glued each week for an ALL NEW 3D QUEST!!
~ Pete The Wonder Dog
Two brilliant Kiwi women, REANIN & JESSIE, have brought the THUNDER from DOWN UNDER with their new YouTube Video "REAR VIEW GIRLS".
Ladies, your innovative "Ass Cam" has earned you Blouzemaster J's coveted GOLDEN GOOSE AWARD as well as my pick for the GOPRO HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEK!
Way to utilize your MINDS and your ASSETS!!
CLICK PIC BELOW FOR VIDEO
~Blouzemaster J
HAPPY BLOUZENTINE'S DAY and welcome to my VERY FIRST BLOG!! I would've written one before, but being constantly blouzed is more work than it sounds like.
Check out what's been cookin in the CONTENT MONSTERS kitchen! An all new BLOUZED DIGITAL SHORT and as always it has a TWIST ENDING!!
NOT TOO THIN starring Mark Klassen and Laura Clery. Written & Directed by Brian Paul Butnick.
Thanks to all the Blouzefest All-Stars who contributed. STAY GLUED for more BLOUZED DIGITAL SHORTS!!
~Blouze Boy
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