HAPPY ST. BLOUZENTINE'S DAY!!! Nothing says LOVE more than a BRAND NEW UPDATED 3D VERSION OF "FOLLOW ME ON TWITTA" featuring BLOUZEFEST ALL STARS "Applesauce" with music by "White Randy Jackson" and "Epso." Enjoy this tale of LOVE in the 21st Century and STAY GLUED for ALL NEW BLOUZED 3D MUSIC VIDEOS!
I am 100% convinced that some things NO LONGER exist on the internet. For whatever reason, certain individuals have deemed their content too precious for the general public and have had it stricken from the internet FOREVER. Or maybe not..
BLOUZED INTERNET CHALLENGE! Be the FIRST to drop a LINK in the comments section to EITHER of the following and I'll send you a BEST BUY GIFT CARD!!
A.) A picture of Scottie Pippen when he turned to the dark side, got corn rows and played for the Trail Blazers. I know he did it. You know he did it! NOW FIND IT!!
B.) The Canadian TV Spot for "Gremlins" that features ends the Gremlins tearing through a movie theater screen at the very end. (*horrifying!!) I know it exists because when I was child living in Canada, my mom left me downstairs while she took a shower and it came on TV and I STARTED SCREAMING!!! PLEASE FIND IT!!!
I HAVE SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR THESE PRECIOUS ITEMS AND NOW YOU, ALL-STARS CAN SAVE BLOUZEMASTER J AND SET THE UNIVERSE BACK INTO BALANCE!
HAPPY BLOUZE-O-WEEN!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we are EXCITED and HONORED to present a BLOUZED TREAT of monumental proportions: BLOUZE-O-WEEN LIVE 3D!!
(*PLEASE PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES AND CALIBRATE YOUR 3D DISPLAY)
Thanks to everyone who lended their time and talents to this SPOOKTACULAR charity event, supporting JDRF! EXTRA Special Thanks to PANASONIC, CEE LO GREEN, ADAM LEVINE, KENDRICK LAMAR, BEST BUY, CHICK-FIL-A, CIAO CHRISTINA, LARRYMORE KELLY ENTERTAIN MENT, THE IMPROV DANCE COMPANY, THE BLOUZEFEST ALL-STARS and SPECIAL GUEST REDYCKULOUS for making this event a SMASH SUCCESS!!
ABC's REVENGE is a highly addictive series. Thrilling, suspenseful and romantic, it plays like a darker version of Dawson's Creek for adults, which is a major accomplishment as few shows have achieved that level of awesome in a hot minute. The fact that they are able to get us to cheer for a protagonist whose entire motivation is to ruin the lives of the unjust is remarkable. Sure, they toss around a few flashbacks and offer up exposition in an attempt to justify our "hero" Emily Thorne's devious behavior, but I don't even think they need to do that. Honestly, watching 42 minutes of this woman diabolically weaving her way through an affluent community of wrongdoers and serving them up catastrophes fresh out of their very worst nightmare is satisfying enough. Plus Emily VanCamp is HOT as Gibraltar's Dungeon, so you know I'm fixin to cancel my appointments and make it a NETFLIX NIGHT! In this time of economic despair, REVENGE truly is the guilty pleasure that American's krave in the darkness of night.
Nothing makes American's feel better about life than seeing someone else's life ruined, which brings up a very good point: "What the f*$k is wrong with us as a society??" I don't know, but I'm fixin to wrap up some 3D color grading so I can knock out a few more episodes of this wonderful treat called ABC's REVENGE, which is my selection for NETFLIX PICK OF THE WEEK!! Stream all 22 episodes from Season 1 today on NETFLIX INSTANT!
The worst part about SPIDER MAN 4 being cancelled and the entire franchise being rebooted is that poor Dylan Baker, a fine actor who briefly appeared as Dr. Curt Conners in the previous installments, was set for his BIG BREAK as THE LIZARD, but alas, he never got his shot.
Was Kirsten Dunst's incessant blathering about the studio not being able to continue the Spider-Man franchise without her, Raimi and Tobey is to blame for the reboot? Perhaps, or maybe the lackluster box office receipts from Spider-man 3 are to blame? No matter the cause, Dylan Baker deserves better and if it was Kirsten's fault then she absolutely deserves the ridicule Blouzemaster J serves up in the 100% IMPROVISED SONG entitled "KIRSTEN DUNST" fresh off the 2007 album BLOUZEMASTER III.
The CONTENT MONSTERS are thrilled to be working with PANASONIC in the testing of their latest and greatest 3D Camera Recorders, including the unreleased AG-3DP1 prototype that's certain to shake up not only the 3D filmmaking community, but the WORLD!
Upon my arrival at Panasonic Hollywood Laboratory, I felt an overwhelming sense of JOY! Could this actually be? Was I really entering THE MOTHERSHIP?!? I was immediately ushered into a dark room by Senior Area Sales Manager Doug Leighton and that's when I saw it. Laying on a table before me was the most powerful Panasonic 3D Camera in existence. I was breathless.
*Click below to view the 3D stop motion animated bumper we Content Monstered up for the AG-3DP1.
"This is it." Doug said. -- Enter Senior Engineer Greg Boren, who proceeded to walk me through the entire camera system inside and out. He placed special emphasis on the NEW FEATURES which he had just added to the system menu 10 minutes prior to my arrival. "There's no documentation on this in existence and I literally just added these features a few minutes ago, so pay attention." And out comes my iPad, capturing video like my life depended on it!
I was thrilled by the amount of attention to detail they put into every inch of this camera. Shooting with Panasonic HDX-900 several times a week, I'm very familiar with Panasonic's shoulder-mount camera recorders and it's safe to say, the AG-3DP1 puts every other one of them to SHAME!
The AG-3DP1 utilizes two pairs of 1/3 type, full-HD 2.2 megapixel 3MOS imagers with a 20-bit Digital Signal Processor to acquire full production quality, native 1920 x 1080 resolution images. I'm talkin FULL HD 3D in a proper Panasonic twin-lens system that allows the convergence point to be adjusted and has added functions for automatically correcting horizontal and vertical displacement. One feature that we found particularly slick was the 3D Assist Function that uses Red, Green, and Yellow digital overlays that indicate where your convergence plane is set to as well as areas of excessive depth or hyperconvergence.
The AG-3DP1 also has 3D Mode Selection which can be set to Near, Normal or Extra. This feature optimizes the lens convergence angle range for each shooting distance, maximizing the twin-lens zooming capability. Additionally with a minimum convergence distance of around 3 feet and an overall wider field of view, the AG-3DP1 allows you to get shots that simply aren't possible on it's predecessor, the AG-3DA1.
Shooting "Skittles 3D" with the AG-3DP1 was a breeze. We utilized the ND filters, a much needed addition missing from the AG-3DA1, and shot mostly at a F 2.8 / 4 with all natural light and a single bounce board. We lined up each shot with the viewing system in "MIXED MODE" so that we were able to see where our convergence was set to. The beauty of the Panasonic AG-3DP1 is that it eliminates the need for special computers, mirrored rigs, or stereographers typically needed to create professional grade, vibrant, captivating stereoscopic imagery. With the Panasonic AG-3DP1, you dream a shot up in your head, then you go out and create that shot, just you and the camera. Make no mistake, the AG-3DP1has all the advanced functions, you'd come to expect from a professional 3D camera system, including remote control focus, iris, and convergence, however, this camera system packs all of that Panasonic professional grade power into a tight package that still manages to be easy to use and somewhat prosumer friendly.
In conclusion, Stereoscopic production is RAMPING UP and the AG-3DP1 is leading the way. Upon it's release, first quarter 2012...maybe, it will undoubtedly become the go-to camera for any and all 3D reality television, live sports, studio game shows, independent feature films and more. The combination of it's spectacular image quality, easy to use interface and reliable P2 workflow make it the optimal choice for producers, director, cinematographers and editors looking to achieve maximum 3D BANG for their buck. STAY GLUED for ALL NEW 3D CONTENT filmed on the Panasonic AG-3DP1 and AG-3DA1. It'll knock your SOCKS CLEAN OFF...CONTENT MONSTERS STYLE!!
Oh yes indeed! It's the Holidays and nothing gets FilmJamie in the spirit more than a 90's Neo-Noir Slam Dunk! Nick Nolte gets nasty as Detective Max Hoover in this GRIMY crime thriller full of booze, broads and billy club ass beatings!
Jennifer Connelly, Michael Madsen and Treat Williams show up on time with solid performances and Chazz Palminteri delivers the comic relief goods. Chris Penn and Melanie Griffith are sidelined for most of the action, but get their shine on when it's time. John Malkovich gets twitchy with it in his quirk filled turn as the atom bomb obsessed General Timms, but what's truly surprising is the SHOW STEALING performance by ANDREW McCARTHY as the weasly sex tape slinging Jimmy Fields! His best work since WEEKEND AT BERNIES! Daniel Baldwin vs. Nick Nolte with a billy club is fun times too! Those two really should team up again!
All in all, Mulholland Falls delivers the brand of filth that L.A. Noire shoulda woulda coulda, plus drugs and boobs set against the backdrop of an atomic energy sex tape scandal, with shootouts and chase scenes sprinkled on top...just in time for the Holidays! I hadn't seen it since I was 17 and it still help up, but it did leave me with a rather puzzling question: Who would win in a fight: Nolte's Max Hoover or Russell Crowe's Bud White from LA. Confidential? Hmmm....
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! WEIRD TALES 5 is complete and this time we're investigating The Strange Case of Rhyolite Nevada! Give the gift of HISTORY this HOLIDAY SEASON and pick up WEIRD TALES 5 at DEATH VALLEY VIDEOS. Please enjoy this SNEAK PEEK!!
Special Thanks to 5 TIME GRAMMY NOMINATED R&B LEGENDS CALLOWAY, formerly of MIDNIGHT STAR for KICKING OFF THE SHOW!! Also, special thanks to Larrymore Kelly Entertainment, BLOUZE-O-WEEN MODELS, THE IMPROV DANCE COMPANY, COMEDIANS, TEAM BLOUZEFEST and YOU for coming out and supporting JDRF.org! SPECIAL THANKS to PANASONIC for sponsoring us with their AMAZING 3D Cameras and to JON LOVITZ and his amazing team for allowing us to throw down in the SPOOKY SPOOKY MANSION!!
More PICTURES AND 3D VIDEOS on the way, but for now...here's a TASTE!