ABC's REVENGE is a highly addictive series. Thrilling, suspenseful and romantic, it plays like a darker version of Dawson's Creek for adults, which is a major accomplishment as few shows have achieved that level of awesome in a hot minute.  The fact that they are able to get us to cheer for a protagonist whose entire motivation is to ruin the lives of the unjust is remarkable.  Sure, they toss around a few flashbacks and offer up exposition in an attempt to justify our "hero" Emily Thorne's devious behavior, but I don't even think they need to do that.  Honestly, watching 42 minutes of this woman diabolically weaving her way through an affluent community of wrongdoers and serving them up catastrophes fresh out of their very worst nightmare is satisfying enough.  Plus Emily VanCamp is HOT as Gibraltar's Dungeon, so you know I'm fixin to cancel my appointments and make it a NETFLIX NIGHT! In this time of economic despair, REVENGE truly is the guilty pleasure that American's krave in the darkness of night.

Nothing makes American's feel better about life than seeing someone else's life ruined, which brings up a very good point:  "What the f*$k is wrong with us as a society??"  I don't know, but I'm fixin to wrap up some 3D color grading so I can knock out a few more episodes of this wonderful treat called ABC's REVENGE, which is my selection for NETFLIX PICK OF THE WEEK!! Stream all 22 episodes from Season 1 today on NETFLIX INSTANT!

~Blouzemaster J

The worst part about SPIDER MAN 4 being cancelled and the entire franchise being rebooted is that poor Dylan Baker, a fine actor who briefly appeared as Dr. Curt Conners in the previous installments, was set for his BIG BREAK as THE LIZARD, but alas, he never got his shot.

The Amazing Spider-man is FANTASTIC as is the AMAZING GRILLED CHEESE BACON BURGER cleverly cross promoted by CARL'S JR. Rhys Ifans does a splendid job, but one can only dream of the textured brand of creepiness that Dylan Baker would have served up as THE LIZARD had Spiderman 4 gone forward. I'm sure he'll get his big shot one day...but in the mean time the Fabulous Baker Fans of the world will wait with baited breath.

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Was Kirsten Dunst's incessant blathering about the studio not being able to continue the Spider-Man franchise without her, Raimi and Tobey is to blame for the reboot? Perhaps, or maybe the lackluster box office receipts from Spider-man 3 are to blame? No matter the cause, Dylan Baker deserves better and if it was Kirsten's fault then she absolutely deserves the ridicule Blouzemaster J serves up in the 100% IMPROVISED SONG entitled "KIRSTEN DUNST" fresh off the 2007 album BLOUZEMASTER III.

Get em!

~Blouzemaster J

SO MUCH about this music video is SO RIGHT!!  B. SQUID (can you believe she's a first time rapper??) brings the HEAT on this haunting track by Eden Grey, which in all honesty OBLITERATES the Swollen Members original.

B. Squid's mesmerizing voice and spellbinding eyes combined with her All-American girl next door appeal definitely make her an ALL-STAR on the RISE!  The video is nicely done and she totally OWNS the rhymes, Plus she's WORKIN that bikini!

We're excited to see her throw down at the next BLOUZEFEST LIVE EVENT and Blouzemaster J is thrilled to name her the ALL-STAR OF THE WEEK!!

STAY GLUED!!

~Blouzemaster J

BLOUZE-O-WEEN LIVE 3D @ UNIVERSAL STUDIOS - JON LOVITZ COMEDY CLUB was a SPOOKALICIOUS EVENT full of Music, Comedy, Dancing, and Blouzed Krispie Treats!!

Special Thanks to 5 TIME GRAMMY NOMINATED R&B LEGENDS CALLOWAY, formerly of MIDNIGHT STAR for KICKING OFF THE SHOW!!  Also, special thanks to Larrymore Kelly Entertainment, BLOUZE-O-WEEN MODELS, THE IMPROV DANCE COMPANY, COMEDIANS, TEAM BLOUZEFEST and YOU for coming out and supporting JDRF.org!  SPECIAL THANKS to PANASONIC for sponsoring us with their AMAZING 3D Cameras and to JON LOVITZ and his amazing team for allowing us to throw down in the SPOOKY SPOOKY MANSION!!

More PICTURES AND 3D VIDEOS on the way, but for now...here's a TASTE!

Special Thanks to the BLOUZE-O-WEEN MODELS, THE IMPROV DANCE COMPANY, COMEDIANS, TEAM BLOUZEFEST and YOU for coming out and supporting JDRF.org

SPECIAL THANKS to PANASONIC for sponsoring us with their AMAZING 3D Cameras and to JON LOVITZ and his amazing team for throwing down with us in the SPOOKY SPOOKY MANSION!!

More PICTURES AND 3D VIDEOS on the way, but for now...here's a TASTE!

~ BLOUZEMASTER J

PEACHES AND PETE set out on an incredible 3D Adventure at Griffith Park!  Enjoy this 3D Video!

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~ Pete The Wonder Dog

Very few cereals have the courage to inspire a nation the way that PAC-MAN cereal did!!    If you or a loved one never had an opportunity to experience the pure awesomeness that is glowing ghost marshmallows, or the dance that results from eating them, this BLOUZED THROWBACK is for YOU!!

~ Blouzemaster J

Is this FURREAL?!?  How did i miss this product?  Oh, because I've never been a 13 year old girl.  But if I were, you best believe I'd have me an Animatronic Pony named S'mores with a 3D Projector coming out of it's eyeballs!

STAY GLUED for the BLOUZED VIDEO REMIX!!  Yehaw!!

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~ Blouzemaster J

Me and my little sister PEACHES love to go on Adventures, ESPECIALLY when they're in 3D!!

Stay Glued each week for an ALL NEW 3D QUEST!!

~ Pete The Wonder Dog

BBD aka The East Coast Family inspired an entire generation with their cautionary tale "Poison." Today we honor Bell Biv Devoe and heed their most important message  "Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile!" I wonder if you can trust them separately?  Hmmm? (CLICK BELOW FOR VIDEO)

~ Blouzemaster J

If there's one thing Blouzemaster J loves, it's a proper choreographed dance and there are few better than "Walk The Dinosaur."  Maybe I'll travel back in time and hang out with these dancing 80's extras.  Stay Glued for my list of TOP 10 HOTTEST 80's EXTRAS!

~Blouzemaster J

Oh yes indeed kiddies!  Enjoy this BLOUZED THROWBACK commercial featuring Bill Cosby Rhyming and Lindsay Lohan sucking down grape Jell-O.  I wonder what ever happened to that Asian kid?  Hmmm...

~Blouzemaster J

February is about BLACK HISTORY and LOVE. Today's blog gives you BOTH!!  Blouzemaster J is spinning the dial back on the old Blouzed Time Machine and honoring a classy lady in a special effects riddled video fresh out of 1986!

It's JODY WATLEY's smash hit LOOKING FOR A NEW LOVE!

The song's hot funk groove set against a ROBOCOP inspired landscape will surely get your blood pumping. Sparks, heels, stop-motion animation and the abundant use of 1986's Adobe After Effects package make this video a visual smorgasbord!  Jody Watley is HOT, HOT, HOT and she dropped that "Hasta La Vista Baby" five years before ARNOLD made it a household catchphrase!!  Congratulations Jody!  You're THE GRITS!!

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~ Blouzemaster J

Two brilliant Kiwi women, REANIN & JESSIE, have brought the THUNDER from DOWN UNDER with their new YouTube Video "REAR VIEW GIRLS".

Ladies, your innovative "Ass Cam" has earned you Blouzemaster J's coveted GOLDEN GOOSE AWARD as well as my pick for the GOPRO HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEK!

Way to utilize your MINDS and your ASSETS!!

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~Blouzemaster J

Tis the day when we celebrate LOVE.  And nothing says love more than an ALL NEW BLOUZED DIGITAL SHORT!!

Plus check out ALL NEW BLOGS from BLOUZE BOY and FRUTRON!!

SUBSCRIBE to our NEWSLETTER and STAY GLUED for the Return of the BLOUZEFEST SUMMER SERIES!!

IT'S MUSIC. IT'S COMEDY. IT'S BLOUZEFEST!

~ Blouzemaster J

What happened to XTina?!  Not only was she dressed like a Scary School Teacher, but she straight WRECKED our National Anthem which caused Big Ben so much mental anguish that he threw 2 picks and caused the Pittsburgh Steelers to LOSE to the Green Bay Packers!!

Note to self - google the The Star Spangled Banner Lyrics before singing it in front of 100 million viewers. Or perhaps consult a group of 3rd Graders.

We'll see if she can redeem herself this weekend at THE GRAMMYS!!

~Blouzemaster J

What's up with GMORK and why is he SO SCARY?!  I thought this was a KIDS MOVIE!?!

This wolf is STILL SCARY AS HELL and I'm a "grown up"!!  HELP!!

~ BLOUZEMASTER J

They don't make em like they USED to!

This is one of BLOUZEMASTER J's FAVORITES!!

George Michael and David Fincher teaming up with some SUPERMODELS and let's not forget the RANDOM EXPLOSIONS!!

FANtastic!!

What's your FAVORITE 80's or 90's MUSIC VIDEO??

~Blouzemaster J

BLOUZE-O-WEEN 4

And now...THE BLOUZED REVEAL!!

THANKS FOR GETTING BLOUZED WITH US!!  ENJOY THE PICS!!

~Blouzemaster J

BLOUZEMASTER J highly approves of this UPDATED classic!!

STAY GLUED for your chance to win your VERY OWN COPY!!

A SNEAK PEEK AT BLOUZE-O-WEEN WEEKEND!!

BLOUZE-O-WEEN WEEKEND was MONSTROUS!! We kicked it off SATURDAY NIGHT with an ALL-STAR Comedy Throwdown @ HOLLYWOOD IMPROV with BLOUZE-O-WEEN LIVE IN 3D!! The comics KILLED and the night ended in a BLOUZED RHYME SESSION featuring BERT THE CONQUEROR!!

SUNDAY NIGHT marked the 4th Annual BLOUZE-O-WEEN CELEBRATION!! THE WILCOX MANSION was jumping off with a wild night of TRICKS AND TREATS!!  STAY GLUED as we RECAP this weekends highlights ALL WEEK LONG!!

Special Thanks to the BLOUZEFEST ALL-STARS, SHORTBUSBUNNIES.com, Hollywood Improv, Sam Adams,  LAUGHSTUB.com, Rainbow Symphony and YOU!!

IT'S MUSIC.  IT'S COMEDY. IT'S BLOUZEFEST!