JILL KILL is at it again, taking us on a journey BEHIND THE SCENES of MONSTERPALOOZA 2013 with an UP CLOSE look at the ARTISTS BEHIND THE MONSTERS as well as the PREDATOR SUIT-UP CEREMONY honoring KEVIN PETER HALL and a PREDATOR SHOWDOWN WITH DANNY GLOVER!
STAY GLUED FOR EXCLUSIVE 3D VIDEO, PICTURES AND MORE!!
~BLOUZEMASTER J
So you're up late staring off into space, BLOUZED as the dickens and kraving a bowl of SUGARY FROSTED CEREAL, this Challenge is for YOU!
Peep the video and see if you can discover:
1. How many times do they say nutritious breakfast?
2. Who says scrumdiddlyish?
3. How many packs of plump sweet raisins are packed into Post Raisin Bran? The first person who answers all 3 correctly wins a box of the newly released Frosted Toast Crunch from General Mills and Nestlé!!
~Blouzemaster J
HAPPY ST. BLOUZENTINE'S DAY!!! Nothing says LOVE more than a BRAND NEW UPDATED 3D VERSION OF "FOLLOW ME ON TWITTA" featuring BLOUZEFEST ALL STARS "Applesauce" with music by "White Randy Jackson" and "Epso." Enjoy this tale of LOVE in the 21st Century and STAY GLUED for ALL NEW BLOUZED 3D MUSIC VIDEOS!
~Blouzemaster J
I am 100% convinced that some things NO LONGER exist on the internet. For whatever reason, certain individuals have deemed their content too precious for the general public and have had it stricken from the internet FOREVER. Or maybe not..
BLOUZED INTERNET CHALLENGE! Be the FIRST to drop a LINK in the comments section to EITHER of the following and I'll send you a BEST BUY GIFT CARD!!
A.) A picture of Scottie Pippen when he turned to the dark side, got corn rows and played for the Trail Blazers. I know he did it. You know he did it! NOW FIND IT!!
B.) The Canadian TV Spot for "Gremlins" that features ends the Gremlins tearing through a movie theater screen at the very end. (*horrifying!!) I know it exists because when I was child living in Canada, my mom left me downstairs while she took a shower and it came on TV and I STARTED SCREAMING!!! PLEASE FIND IT!!!
I HAVE SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR THESE PRECIOUS ITEMS AND NOW YOU, ALL-STARS CAN SAVE BLOUZEMASTER J AND SET THE UNIVERSE BACK INTO BALANCE!
~BLOUZEMASTER J
HAPPY BLOUZE-O-WEEN!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we are EXCITED and HONORED to present a BLOUZED TREAT of monumental proportions: BLOUZE-O-WEEN LIVE 3D!!
(*PLEASE PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES AND CALIBRATE YOUR 3D DISPLAY)
Thanks to everyone who lended their time and talents to this SPOOKTACULAR charity event, supporting JDRF! EXTRA Special Thanks to PANASONIC, CEE LO GREEN, ADAM LEVINE, KENDRICK LAMAR, BEST BUY, CHICK-FIL-A, CIAO CHRISTINA, LARRYMORE KELLY ENTERTAIN MENT, THE IMPROV DANCE COMPANY, THE BLOUZEFEST ALL-STARS and SPECIAL GUEST REDYCKULOUS for making this event a SMASH SUCCESS!!
STAY GLUED for more BLOUZED EVENTS in 2013!!
IT'S MUSIC. IT'S COMEDY. IT'S BLOUZEFEST!
~BLOUZEMASTER J
ABC's REVENGE is a highly addictive series. Thrilling, suspenseful and romantic, it plays like a darker version of Dawson's Creek for adults, which is a major accomplishment as few shows have achieved that level of awesome in a hot minute. The fact that they are able to get us to cheer for a protagonist whose entire motivation is to ruin the lives of the unjust is remarkable. Sure, they toss around a few flashbacks and offer up exposition in an attempt to justify our "hero" Emily Thorne's devious behavior, but I don't even think they need to do that. Honestly, watching 42 minutes of this woman diabolically weaving her way through an affluent community of wrongdoers and serving them up catastrophes fresh out of their very worst nightmare is satisfying enough. Plus Emily VanCamp is HOT as Gibraltar's Dungeon, so you know I'm fixin to cancel my appointments and make it a NETFLIX NIGHT! In this time of economic despair, REVENGE truly is the guilty pleasure that American's krave in the darkness of night.
Nothing makes American's feel better about life than seeing someone else's life ruined, which brings up a very good point: "What the f*$k is wrong with us as a society??" I don't know, but I'm fixin to wrap up some 3D color grading so I can knock out a few more episodes of this wonderful treat called ABC's REVENGE, which is my selection for NETFLIX PICK OF THE WEEK!! Stream all 22 episodes from Season 1 today on NETFLIX INSTANT!
~Blouzemaster J
Blouzemaster J teamed up with BONE MOUTH to bring you this limited time offer. ACT NOW!!
~Blouzemaster J
KIMMY KIM and FRUTRON have had quite a first year and showed us exactly why HOLLYWOOD IS HARD! Enjoy their ALL-STAR antics in this YEAR ONE RECAP!!
~Blouzemaster J
And so the CONTENT MONSTERS gathered at THE WILCOX MANSION for some REVERSE fun in the sun! Enjoy the MUSIC VIDEO OF THE WEEK - RATATAT DRUGS.
